21 September 2008
Terror Past Se7en: is being in 3rd world another sin?
06 September 2008
Cross-Road: The spirit of the times!
Now, education is for all…every thing is reserved (thank to Aj ka Arjun)…no problem….just come and sit in the classroom if you wish....Kam Karo to Jugad Kam karo!
Student lifestyle is also in the cross road…
FU#$ING! ROCKING! lifestyle has been unbounded from engineering hostels to every nuke and corner of tire 1, 2, 3 cities…Every where funfood and fast track (Read out of track) lifestyle has become an important attribute of higher education. That is the Spirit of the times! Everybody is equal now…hu says that communism has no base in india??...OK! No politics….Sorry!
For India, this Olympics was exceptional too. Since independence this is the first summer Olympics where we have managed to grab 3 medals in three different events. Shooting, Boxing and wrestling are the buzz words in current Indian sport arena. Not liking these sports???!!!…ELACH KARA APNA!
The cricket crazy nation was little down (I used to think so…’used to’ mind it!) when Indian hockey team was disqualified for Beijing Olympics. But at the end of the summer events everybody is quite happy with the fact that we have successfully managed the 50th position in Beijing Olympics with one gold and two bronzes. The Beijing Olympics have truly been the Olympics of good hope. Men who already had striking performances, but were always on the outer circle of Indian sport have suddenly come in to the limelight.
Sport friendly ambiance and athlete nurturing system is always a distance dream for India. When all other participating countries start next Olympic strategy making from the very next day of closing ceremony, our fight on the question of transparency on the candidate selection keep going on for next three years or even longer. It is nothing but the personal positive forces which lead our Olympic stars towards their success. They have exhibited their sportsmanship while being a part of the system and making it friendly. Boxer Vijender Kumar who won a bronze in the middleweight category found the system not so bad stating that if the system was so bad, then they wouldn't have done well. Keeping this spirit up we hope that in the next summer Olympic we will perform much better. While our economy is being counted for next global power house we must try to give Indian sport a new age where nothing would be impossible….Yah! we should and we will no doubt…Statistically, just after Abhinav Bindra’s success Punjab, Haryana have experience a radical increase in the sales figure of gun!!!
“PUTTAR, SIRF ABHINAV WALA SHOOTING HI KARNA….BUNTY AUR SALMAN WALA NAHI....”*
*[God may give peace to the souls of those victims of Delhi’s bike shooter and save those endangered Black Deer ]
23 August 2008
Banana Vendor: The Messenger of Sun
10 July 2008
Indo-US Nuclear Deal and Commred Pappu!!
These were the people, who were criticizing Pappu's party for joining UPA government from outside(!!!) and helping it to offer a perfect government to Indian ignorant….itz alright that those friends were very old enemies indeed …but it was all about perfection man…. Ignorant will never change… now they are crying foul as Pappu and his brothers has left the rights.
We, being active a members of Pappu fan club, gathered in front of their house and talked with his mother. His mother said…”Pappu my red(mere lal) is still as red as he was when he was with right company….in the entire journey he was in left side and that was the right side…he always wanted to give a perfect government and now perhaps he is in the process of reinforcing the perfect thing in the right place again. Now he is not with the right but still he is not wrong ….it may be the process of making things right…as with the absence of Pappu and his brothers capitalists and industrialists will get some place to breath and foreign investors will be encouraged to put money in the economy resulting a wake up call to the bull in Dalal Street….it will strengthen the right hand to fight against those GadaDharies…aant me jeet hamari hogi”
“Where is Pappu now?” we asked her…’”he is practicing some dance….after all we need to give a right answer to these ignorant criticizers…we can’t go with those GadaDharies at all.”
Being very impressed we, all left, were leaving Pappu’s sweet home.
After all practice makes man perfect.
12 June 2008
Who is in Stake? Arushi Talwar, Balaji Tele film or humanity??
20 May 2008
A Mole, his Mother and our finance ministry... :)
A MOLE, a creature blind from birth, used to live with his mother. Once he said to his Mother: "I am sure than I can see, Mother!"In the desire to prove to him his mistake, his Mother placed before him a few grains of Britannia Fruit Cake, and asked, "What is it?" The young Mole proudly said, "Ohh..common mom...it is an Alu Tikki Burger." Feeling very sorry, his Mother exclaimed: "My son, I am afraid that you are not only blind, but that you have lost your sense of smell. Now, only god knows how you will survive in this world.” The argument made by mother was pretty justified as one who has to rely on his sense of smell, has lost it and rather realizing that he is feeling proud that his eye sight is quite OK.
When, the inflation in Indian economy moves to 7.83%, in an indication that the price situation is going to get worse, the claim of calming down the inflation by our finance ministry reminds me nothing but the story of the poor mole. The northward movement of the inflation curve and Ministers' hope of its decrease soon, shows that they have lost control over the market and at the same time their power to predict the market movement is also gone! When the age old panaceas, like export ban and barring future trading denies to work to cool down inflation, ministry keeps spreading words of hope. This might be the result of unhealthy political pressure on them. As economy and politics is not a perfect match, let’s don’t talk about politics.
A good economic policy is always a bad politics. With the hope of a good politics, let’s give a look at the bad economic policy. These days every body knows that inflation is a direct function of market speculation some way and other. A speculation makes consumers doubtful about the future price and availability of the goods, forcing him/her to consume more and store for future (for personal use or business use). So, to control the inflation more consumption is discouraged. Good, but being a common man, when I see our government is making itself safe by banning export and future trading and making the food share for his country safe, I usually feel that there is nothing wrong if we purchase 20kgs of rice extra for next month. After all, to whom we should follow?
Now, when we are consuming 20kgs of rice extra, what should our servant do? It is that obvious he will try to have at least 5kgs safe for next month. The cycle dies not ends here….by seeing the increasing demand our shop keeper will try to hide some inventory for future profit….result?
Result is....
DIRECT CONTROL OVER TERRORISM!!!
How? !!!???
Arrreeee…..these terrorist will pay high cost for food here and their disposable income will go down…so they will have less money to purchase bicycles and ball bearings….direct decrease in numbers of bombs…is not it?
13 May 2008
Few good men and some Traders of death
"all line of this route are busy...please call after some time.....is route ke sare line e byast....bip..bip..bip..."
Himachal pradesh:
Jaipur, Rajasthan:
Md. Momin is in his home, it is not as usual as at this time of evening his address is the local club near to the Hanuman Mandir of near by market. "Ammi"...Momin whispers..." better you leave with Rehena to Abdul Chcha's place...Chacha has some political hold....here Rehena not safe....anytime communal riot can takeplace...anything can happen...''......."But, here... all know us...every body like us..itz our safest place....they will not attack us. will they?... we are not terrorist...our Abbu gave his life in 70's war for our country.....why should we hide in our mother land?"-Rehena asks....silence prevails....
Some undisclose place:
09 May 2008
FOOD INFLATION: Another chance for GLORIFICATION!
“The elephant got moksha and went to heaven. It was a glory for him that his head is used to headed a God.”
History repeats itself….every body knows that but the phrase ‘Mythology repeats itself!’ is yet to be coined.
I felt the urgency to coin the phrase when I came across a comment of present USA president last week. He claimed that the upliftment of the Indian and Chinese middle class families has increased the demand causing worldwide food inflation and thus India and China, by consuming more causing the food inflation. So it is our, Indian and Chinese, responsibility (read Chance to glorify ourselves!!) to control the inflation by down sizing our regular consumption.
Food Inflation is the reincarnation of Food shortages which is the well known demand-supply phenomena responsible for many destructive socio- political situations and economic crisis. Presently Increasing price of the staples is creating a pricing firewall for poor people by limiting their access on these regular necessities. Recent riots for foods in different nation like Cameroon, Egypt, Ethiopia, Ivory Coast and Senegal has proved the destructive power of this new avatar, food inflation.
Inflation is a macro economic term meaning an increase in the general level of prices in an economy that is sustained over a period of time is measured for a basket of goods and services. Within the basket, prices of some of the goods and services may rise and prices of some of the goods and services may fall. When the overall price of the defined basket increases for longer time periods, it is called inflation.
In the past three years prices of the global food basket have increased about 83% on an average causing worldwide price hiking of the food items basically food grains. But, who is responsible for it? Is the claim of Mr. President correct?
The questions are yet to be answered by economists. For some economist it’s a cost-push inflation where goods are there as per the demand in the market but supply is discontinued somewhere in between, or the goods have been siphoned to some where else for some different purpose rather than usual use. While some are treating it as demand-pull inflation caused by too much money chasing few goods, direct result of changing lifestyle and increased disposable income. Let these scholars decide the way they want to define the scenario, meanwhile we try to look at ourselves....
Yes, our income has been increased. Yes we are changing our life style. Yes, we are chasing the six-pack abs by consuming more protein based foods. But are we alone? Answer is no. What ever we, Indian and Chinese are doing these days, are well practiced in developed economy like USA. Then, why should we only take steps to downsize the consumption? Sorry, No glorification required!
If we look closely at the issue, we will found that the cause side is crowded with reasons like decrease in overall wheat production due to global warming and changing climate, failure in the process in replacing wheat by corn in large extent and use of food grains in production of bio fuel. Global warming, climate change and bio fuel, the trinity behind the ongoing food inflation, are byproducts of western industrial evolution. Mistake was there, no precaution were taken to protect environment, there was no plan for sourcing raw materials for bio fuel, and when result is in front of everybody the shame less blame game really reminds the story of glorification of that unknown baby elephant.